Wake me up when January ends
For as long as any of us have been alive, January has been 31 days long. Yet today, the 29th day of January, the entire internet woke up feeling like enough is enough.
Who knows why this phenomenon is happening. Maybe it’s just the fact that January tends to be the coldest, grayest, dreariest month, with no holidays to look forward to and nothing coming the next month but more stupid winter. Oh, and gross viruses your entire family will manage to catch.
Is it STILL January? pic.twitter.com/frw6SAL88V
— David Barber (@DaveBarberUK) January 29, 2018
3000 years later, we’re still in January 2018
— Sarr (@mashallahsar) January 29, 2018
Still January, still not pay day pic.twitter.com/HyddkWbMCP
— D (@Dom_Founded) January 29, 2018
The internet, however, seems to think it’s the fact that this year, January has five Mondays. Clearly five Mondays is too many Mondays for one month, but especially if that month happens to be cold, drab, no-fun January.
hello and welcome to the 5th monday of january
— caoimhe (@lilclaraoswald) January 29, 2018
5th monday of january pic.twitter.com/RGWkKMSx6k
— tuna (@mama_tuna) January 29, 2018
How the f*ck is it STILL January….this is the 5th Monday morning I've had to endure this month. Enough already
— Stroma (@weestroma) January 29, 2018
Christmas is over and our bank accounts are empty, but along with that misery, it does kind of feel like this month is dragging on, right? If a month has to have five of a weekday, why can’t it be Friday so we can possibly get an extra pay day in there? Why does it have to be Monday?
Man it's still January…. pic.twitter.com/4oRFHjmRaP
— Bash. (@akaBashh) January 29, 2018
The fact that it is STILL January is kinda bothersome why does this month feel so LOOOONNNGGG
— Random (@scarino_) January 29, 2018
It's another Monday in this month of January. When will it end?
— BellaNaija.com (@bellanaija) January 29, 2018
At least, if nothing else, this endless parade of cold, wintry Mondays has united us all. If Twitter is any indication, the entire internet is bonding over the fact that January just will. Not. End. This year.
This is the Pennywise the Clown of months, no doubt.
Me after realizing it’s still January. pic.twitter.com/n8Tqs0y4Mm
— Hashtag Stressed (@RyChavis) January 29, 2018
This Year Will End While We Still In January pic.twitter.com/ErUN0ZbDdN
— THE DON (@DonaldHBK) January 29, 2018
I’ve cut my hair twice.
I got paid 2 weeks ago.
I’ve bought wireless tickets.
I’ve bought Dave Chappelle tickets
I’ve seen Jumanji, Three Billboards, The Commuter & The Post.
Yet it is still January.
— MK (@SuperFlyMK) January 29, 2018
woow, just realized we’re still in the month of January!
— Nana (@NanaKwedwo) January 29, 2018
This is 2018. Politics have become an unending dumpster fire. Nuclear war feels more and more imminent. Every day is January. Every day is Monday. It’s Groundhogs Day, only no Bill Murray and everything is terrible.
How is it STILL January? How many weeks are in this month exactly? pic.twitter.com/M9W6hdzlzy
— Gladstone (@TreasuryMog) January 29, 2018
I woke up today and it’s still January pic.twitter.com/hEl79lAx0T
— marissa (@_______mjp) January 29, 2018
There’s good news, though. Chin up, folks — there are now only two (endless) days left in January, and neither of them are Mondays. You’re welcome.