I mean… They say never shake a baby. But this is something we’ll have to make an exception for. It’s more like “Don’t jiggle a baby” which is completely different and super warranted. I’m for it. I don’t even know what this device is for but it seems like baby jiggling is a thing that should be included in its required or named purposes. Right?
Multiple trees and wreaths, gifts under the tree, snow on the ground, lights hanging from the ceiling, Christmas songs playing; that must be what it's like to visit Santa Claus!